IF YOUR HEART DIDN’T SHATTER INTO A MILLION FRAGMENTS WHEN THAT LAST LINE WAS SAID YOU ARE NOT HUMAN.
I watched this the other week and i started crying my eyes out.
See. It’s not fair. They took Goofy, who even in GOOF TROOP was still just overly silly and meant for splapstick, and they give Goofy real world fatherhood problems. And to this DAY I will still mist up for this scene.
So for our end of the year paper we had to write a 2 page essay on how we thought Romeo and Juliette could have avoided the entire situation after they first met. Instead i procrastinated on Tumblr and turned this in.
this didn’t happen
Okay, so Jake’s last name is ENGLISH, referring to Lord English who is a skeleton guy.
And Jade’s last name, HARLEY is also the name of a motorcycle brand.
And Jake and Jade are related to each other in a parallel universe sort of way.
But you know who is a skeleton guy who rides a motorcycle? Ghost Rider, who was played by NIC MOTHERFUCKIN CAGE.
So what if Jake English and Jade Harley is just a fucking Nic Cage joke.
drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
them good ol’ boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
singin’ this’ll be the day that i die
this’ll be the day that i die
dave ugh why don’t you sing something less depressing
well rose you could just stop playing for him